Okay ... so maybe you have what I call "Beast Feet." Your feet may look dainty, but do they smell dainty? Or do you just need another brilliant solution to a potentially nonexistent, relatively low-priority problem?

Well, in either case, you can't go wrong with a 2-ounce tin of Pussy Foot Tootsie Tamer!

What's in it?

Coconut Oil
High in lauric fatty acids, which is believed to have antimicrobial properties, coconut oil goes on smooth and makes you happy {just kidding}. Coconut oil is a great natural lubricant.

Beeswax
Just a wee bit of this is used as thickener -- a classic really.

Lanolin (Anyhydrous)
Chemically lanolin is a wax, bettcha didn't know that, then again maybe you did. Anyway, lanolin is great at lubricating, protecting and soothing skin.

Zinc Oxide
This mineral protects chafed skin, seals out wetness, and is antimicrobial.

Peppermint Essential Oil
Produces a cooling sensation which helps relieve itchiness.

Geranium Essential Oil
Geranium is a mild essential oil with antiseptic properties.

Clove Essential Oil
Clove adds some nice spice and is slightly analgesic.

Rose Otto Essential Oil
It takes 60,000 roses to make just one ounce of essential oil. Use this mild but powerful essential oil sparingly.

White Fluffy Kittens
Just kidding.

F.A.Q.

I've never heard of the term "Pussy Foot" what the hell are you talking about?
Well, you must not be a Southerner. The Merriam-Webster dictionary dates the phrase to 1903 and it means: "1 : to tread or move warily or stealthily 2 : to refrain from committing oneself." In other words it's a classic insult which says you're like a girl.

If I use Pussy Foot will my feet smell like roses?
Sure -- but it's more like a peppermint and rose mix than a full on English Garden.

Learn How to Make Pussy Foot Tootsie Tamer™ Here

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Directions

Apply to clean feet as often as needed.

Just for fun, here is an amusing photo of the first version of the P.F. balm in a tube.