FAQ

Do you still sell the balms?
Nope - I just give away the recipes.

I see you've added a recipe section -- does that mean I can sell LeastLikely2Breed balms?
Nope. The LeastLikely2Breed recipe site is a free service for home use only. LeastLikely2Breed intellectual property remains intact: the balm names, styles, images and all other content on this site are not to be distributed commercially by another party without proper attribution.

Did you close shop? What happened?
Yes.

Sales were great and LL2B clients were dreamboat loyal but I took on too much work. The business model wasn't easily scalable, and I ended up working my fingers to the bone.

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There is a weird circle pattern in some of the balms -- what is that?
Next time you're in the grocery store, check out what solid coconut oil looks like -- it's kind of like a crystal, right? Well, in some of the balms without zinc oxide you'll see this pattern show up because coconut oil is a large portion of the formula in those balms.

Something is wrong -- my balm melted or is too stiff.
What can I say? Balm is like that -- it's happiest at 60 - 80 degrees farenheit.  If you want a more flexible product you'll need to make a cream.

Can I make the balms without the Essential Oils?
Yep. We believe there are added benefits to essential oils, but by all means, if you are allergic, don't like the scent or cannot afford them -- feel free to skip them.

Where can I find coconut oil and the other ingredients?
Coconut oil and most of the essential oils can be found at your local healthfood store. Anhydrous lanolin can be found at the drugstore and beeswax can be found at the craftstore. Of course bulk quanties of any these items can be ordered over the web.

What does LeastLikely2Breed mean? Obviously you've had a kid.

Alright, smarty pants here's the story. All of a sudden in 2007 we and a bunch of 30 something artist friends had a baby boom. None of us ever planned on having a kid ... Unintentional pregnancy -- yay!

How did you come up with the names?
I like double entendre. A lot. I'm dislexic and I swear the gift for seeing double meanings comes from that. Now I'm trying to train google to recognize double entendre -- they totally suck at it.

Do you accept advertising or paid link stuff?
Nope.