About

The purpose of this Least Likely 2 Breed is to make you laugh, make your friends laugh and to make sure I fill up my days with awesomely interesting busywork. I'm an artist, a massage therapist and a mom. I have one sweet kid but this site is my cyber baby.

LeastLikely2Breed is devoted to the real and imagined products that I create. I like to make balms and I like to laugh.

Do you like pregancy humor too? Can you take a raunchy joke? Do you like double entendre? Yes? Great! We can be friends!

All the body care recipes on Least Likely 2 Breed are free so go get your craft on. However, the packaging design, brand names, and all the witty content on this site are my property. Mess with me kids and you'll get a spanking. I mean it!
 

On the left is a picture of Scott, my charming, Drupal master husband, who makes all the LeastLikely2Breed webby dreams a reality.

If you have any questions or want to send me a note feel free!

{UPDATE} As of December 15th 2009 a google search of "funny products" had Tough Titties Nipple Rub ranking 3rd out of 123 million results. Sweet!